(Reference: Just Joking by Sandra Heyer)

A student got a zero on a test.

"Why did you give me a zero?" he asked the teacher.

"Most of my answers are correct.”

"Yes, but you copied Mary's answers," the teacher said.

"That's true," the student said. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the teacher, "Your answers and Mary's answers are the same.

Only answer number seven is different.

Mary wrote 'I don't know,' and you wrote 'I don't know, either.'

 

☀ 單字表:

zero (n.) 零;零分 

most (adj.) 大部分的

answer (n.) 答案 

correct (adj.) 正確的 

copy (v.) 複製;抄寫 

true (adj.) 真的 

the same (adj.) 一樣的;相同的 

different (adj.) 不一樣的 

either (adv.) 也 (用在否定句)

 


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